Rock On! Concerts News and other Relevant $hit

GREETINGS ROCK ON! CONCERT CRUISER!

Thanks for coming out and partying with us!  We know of no other experience that rivals our awesome boat parties for unadulterated semi naked summer fun.  We know you have a lot of choices for your entertainment dollars, so we are pumped you chose to rock out with us!

This FAQ should answer most if not all of your concert cruise questions.  If we missed anything feel free to email rockondan at gmail dot com with any questions you have.

TICKETS – Advance tix (if there are any left) stop selling at 6pm day of show.  Any remaining tix are available at the Mass Bay Lines Box Office starting at 6:30pm Night of show.  We do have a credit card processor which adds $2 charge to the ticket price.  It's very temperamental so cash is preferred at the box office.  There are a bunch of ATMs in the area.  If you bought in advance or are on the will call or guest list, you must pick up your tix prior to boarding the boat.  No ticky no boardie!

·         RAIN OR SHINE – Don’t be a wus, we go out in the rain and it’s fun!  We will not issue refunds for inclement weather unless it’s a severe storm warning.

·         WHERE TO GO – Our cruises, unless otherwise specified are on MASS BAY LINES - Boats board at 60 Rowe’s Wharf Boston MA.  Click here for a map or copy and past in your browser: 

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Mass Bay Lines is NOT the company by the Aquarium, we are by the Boston Harbor Hotel.   

·         BOARDING - The boat begins boarding 45 minutes prior to departure time.  If you have will call tix you MUST pick them up prior to boarding.  Pickup is in the Mass Bay Lines box office.  There’s an ATM on the boat, and hot dogs and chips as well for your munching pleasure.

·         BRING YOUR ID - You MUST have a valid ID to get on the boat.  We have no control over that, it’s a state law.   Don’t be that knucklehead who forgot their ID, you will not be eligible for a refund, though if you are cute you may be eligible for a sympathy hug.

·         SECURITY PAT DOWN – You will be subject to a security pat down.  Ladies they may ask to look in your handbags.  They absolutely WILL look inside your cigarette packs to check for J’s.  If you have any contraband (drugs, weapons, flasks) or outside drinks they will be confiscated and you probably won’t get it back.  Drugs are bad mmm’kay stick it where the sun don’t shine or expect it to be confiscated.   

·         DEPARTURE TIMES - The boat departs at its scheduled departure time SHARP.  Most of our cruises leave at 8pm, but check your ticket just to make sure.  Don’t be late, you do not want to be that dude or chick who watches the party float away.  If you miss the boat you will not be eligible for a refund, and since we are on the boat ourselves you won’t even get a sympathy hug!  Don’t be late!  The waterfront is a busy section of town so plan on being in traffic or take public transportation.

·         PARKING – We have a special $7 rate at INTERNATIONAL PLACE PARKING.  It’s right across the street from 60 Rowe’s Wharf here:  http://www.internationalplace.com/directions.html  Bring your parking stub with you and we’ll stamp it and it magically becomes $7.

·         PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION – 60 Rowe’s wharf is stumbling distance from SOUTH STATION on the RED LINE, and AQUARIUM on the Blue Line.  We HIGHLY recommend public transportation so you can party hard. 

·         PARTY HARD BUT PARTY SMART – What happens on the boat stays on the boat, but pace yourself, be kind to your fellow Concert Cruisers, and above all have a great time!

Thanks, and May All Your Rock n’ Roll Dreams Come True!